In the festive mood, I’m going to offer a present to a randomly picked reader who comments on this post.
You can have my ugly mug for Christmas. Or you could go for a tasteful heart.
Just post which one you would prefer and why …. the more insulting the better. I’m thick-skinned.
Just comment and in a few days I’ll get the Ancient Mariner to pick a name from my hand-knitted Icelandic helmet.
So go on …. face or heart?
I may even give a surprise pressie to the person who makes me laugh most.
You could also click on the link on the right and buy a copy of Shaman’s Drum if you haven’t already got one!
Please note that the mug is only available to post to Europe. American readers could win a pen and a copy of “Four Go Mad in Catalonia”