Coming from a comment on here yesterday by my lovely friend Di Horsfield, I thought today we’d play a game.
I’m going to play at being the genie of the lamp, although God knows it’s hard enough for me to squeeze into the car these days, never mind a brass lamp: I’m going to grant you a wish each. Let’s be silly. World peace,an end to injustice, war and poverty are out – as I proved in Alchemy, it ain’t going to happen.
Be totally selfish – you can have one wish for yourself. What ability would you like to have? A superpower or just something you have tried to do and can’t master? Get imaginative. Let your mind run riot.
I shall admit to the fact that apart from being unable to wield a paintbrush or pencil, I am physically the wrong shape to play the guitar. I have tried. Heaven knows I have tried but my enormous bosom pushes the guitar away from my body and my arms aren’t long enough to reach that far…so my dreams of being a latter day Joan Baez will never be realised.
Go on – make me laugh;