Below is a photograph of a sufferer of the newly-discovered condition which translates as furniture attraction.
I may look as if I had been set on by a gang of thugs in the east end but all it took was two mugs, a small table and a little help from Lily-dogge. Nothing broken but a real shiner on my left eye which is why it is holding a gauze of lavender oil, a badly twisted neck and severe scrapes and grazes. The hospital kept me in overnight but said that my concussion wasn’t bad enough to keep me in, I am very used to being wobbly.
Badger had moved his sitting-out area to the front so I bought smaller chairs. Then I found a kids’ table set which would do fine for out-door nibbling. Of course I take a while to get used to the position of new furniture so the neighbours were not at all surprised when I came out of the garage door, tripped on the table, booted the poor hound and then smashed my face onto the two mugs of tea I was carrying. They phoned an ambulance and rushed over to pick me up screaming “Check on the dog!”
So I am indoors for a few days slathered in essential oils. If I wear a pirate eye patch any more people will think I am changing occupations again!
Oh what fun one can have with ordinary objects!